Hellz-BELLZ Launches New Site

Posted in Uncategorized on March 8, 2010 by kayiancouture

Thats right after 4 months of the same website format, Hellz-Bellz Launches new site with a new look…Introducing the new spring collection of 2010!!!! In case you don’t know anything about Hellz-Bellz, they service a female clientele with their very outrageous styles and unique quotes, Hellz is truly a work of art…My only thing with Hellz is that they should also service a male clientele as well. I mean seriously the only shirt Hellz has for men is the Alexander McQueen graphic tee which is $40.00.

As for the collection I’m guessing they were going for a Avant-Garde 1960’s Maude look. It seems that oversized tees and chunky jewelry is the new trend in the world of Hellz. Their clothes may be successful to women going through an “emo” look or going through the “Gaga” phase. Unfortunately their color palate isn’t something to run home and tell mom about, beause they focus on their blacks,whites, and to be daring cobalt blue…O WOW!!!! other than that I believe it’s a must for all alternative-Gaga looks


Order your pieces from http://www.hellz-bellz.com/index.html



Posted in media, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 8, 2010 by kayiancouture

I knot this is late tea but I was busy applying for jobs….Shout Eooowts to my new employeer but I wont say who it is yet, but moving on.

So last week a Russian women did the unthinkable!!! after she learned form her boyfriend at the time that he intends on leaving her for another woman she tied several firecrackers to his peen-tis and exploded it. WOW!!!! WHATTHEHELLZ???!!!! Right off the bat I can tell she is a Scorpio because the only successfull way to end a relationship with a Scorpio is to die. They believe in eternal love and if you love something set it free…if it comes back then it was meant to be but if it doesn’t, track it down and kill it dead, and thats exactly what she did…According to the Russian news website Life.ru, the 33 year old victim, named Alik D, had lived with the woman whose name is Kira V. for about two years. But when Kira started suggesting that they should marry, Alik refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son. So Alik has some mixed signs an Aires based on the desire of freedom, Capricorn for sexual options and an Aquarius for re-marrying his ex. I guess thats what drove homegirl into a jealous rage lol…But Alik made one NEAR FATAL mistake. Instead of packing up his stuff and just leaving, he agreed to have Kira make him a farewell dinner. First of all, you dumb as hell for even suggesting that…you break up with homegirl and you agree for her to feed you???!!! o no mam lol, but all during the large meal, Kira continued to feed dude liquor and after some heavy drinking, Alik fell asleep. Kira then reportedly tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. OUCH!!!!!! Alik’s dumbass was rushed into intensive care where doctors are fighting for his life….DUMBASS!!! As for psycho lover….she faces 12 years in prsion…WAS IT WORTH IT….I mean if you gonna go to jail, hell at least finish the job..

America’s Best Dance Crew Recap Lady Gaga Challenge

Posted in America's Best Dance Crew, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 6, 2010 by kayiancouture

Last week on America’s Best Dance Crew, Jungle Boogie, Static Noyze and Hype 5-0 made it fierce, Heavy Impact gave sensuality but, Blueprint Cru and Saltare bombed their performance. Luckily week six was considered a savior week because no one was eliminated however next week the crews will face a double elimination. The challenge for this week was the long awaited Lady Gaga challenge. Crews showed their dance skills to such songs as “Beautiful Dirty Rich”, “Paparatzi”, “Pokerface”, “Bad Romance” and more.  Up first to experience and conquer the challenge was one of my personal favorites, Static Noyze

Static Noyze- Static Noyze infused their theatrical style with their outrageous sense of fashion to Lady Gaga’s “Beautiful Dirty Rich.” Their challenge was to best incorporate the table in their routine which I think they did a good job with. Peter from this crew played Lady Gaga and I think he did a hell-of-a good job…He killed that vogue dip and I think he demanded the crowd’s attention with this performance. I thought the tutting section with their legs was very new and fresh to the competition. From begging to end, their dance was very clean and it kept us guessing for a short time, but I did enjoy this crew’s performance

Blueprint Cru- OMG!!! They needed this scapegoat seriously, but it wasn’t their fault because the song selection was quite difficult and they chose to do the hardest piece last week. Their song for the Gaga challenge was “Bad Romance”. Let me tell you it was very Avant-Garde and mysterious. It was very original and signature to their crews name. Their wardrobe however was very brave…the females wore this blood red sheer outfit and the men almost resembled Hannibal. JC stated that this was the best performance of season five. Honestly I agree with him; it was very memorable not just for their look, but their whole routine was just flawless….I guess they have that mentality that “we aint gonna be in the bottom again” The B-boy section was very daring and it really required a lot of physical strength and I was super impressed.

Jungle boogie- Honestly I didn’t like this performance at all… Their song was “Telephone” featuring Ms. Sasha Fierce…Jungle boogie was one of my personal favorites, but this week may cost them to be in the bottom two next week. Two of the crew members were lost and confused and it was noticeable let me tell you…The performance as a whole was very “safe” and “sloppy”

Heavy Impact- Their performance was very “hype man ish” I did however like that they tried to interpret the subway railing into their routine. Overall the performance to “Love Game” was very plain. It had it points where you were like “OMG” but it was just nice to look at I guess. One of the crew members tired to get the audience hype and dismounted off the subway seat to a back flip which was sloppy and noticeable but I did however enjoy the attempt.

Hype 5-0- Hype 5-0’s routine song was one of my favorites, “Pokerface” they tried to incorporate the hand performance in the Gaga’s music video. Honestly they had a little bit of difficulty doing it but I honestly didn’t see the difficulty at all. It was nothing more than basic vogueing. The performance started off very Avant-Garde but it was very displeasing and disappointing. Honestly they do better when they are in the bottom two, under pressure than being safe to see another week.

Poreotics- Poreotics is another one of my favorite crews because they incorporate humor into their routines. They decided to use crutches to their interpretation of “paparazzi” which I think resembled something Saltare would do. But the performance was very interesting and humorous.  Poreotics took their tutting to the next level by having their hands to their backs, which I thought required a lot of practice and precision to get it just right. The middle of the performance was quite dull but I can’t throw shade at them because they are just that interesting.  The crew as a whole, were very precise, together and on point and I think they would make it to see another week.

Saltare- Saltare….Saltare…Saltare, you was touched by an angel let me tell you….last week’s performance was like WHATTHEHELLZ but due to the voting issues, they praised God. Had this not would’ve happened GUARENTEE you they would’ve gone home. Their song selection I thought was quite ironic because they don’t dance….that’s right their song was “Just Dance” I thought the dancing was very “1 and 2 and…” but in the middle of the performance they decided to stick to their strengths by using the jump ropes. Overall it was a decent recovery and the judges continued to admire Saltare once again.

At the end of the only one crew was granted immunity from elimination for next week’s challenge and it was…..BLUEPRINT CRU’S very Avant-Garde performance….Next week they are going back in time to the retro and nostalgic 1970’s who will be eliminated??? Maybe Hype 5-0 and Jungle Boogie or Heavy Impact and Jungle Boogie.

Living Through Astrology

Posted in astrology with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 6, 2010 by kayiancouture

Hey there kayiancouture is back…with another new blog…

Today I was requested to do an astrology blog about Leo’s. The funny thing is I’m a Leo so this blog will be quite easy…

First off if you were born between July 23 and August 21, then you are obviously a Leo. Hail to the Leo’s because you like to be king!!!! You are the type of person that’s strong and ambitious, you go out there and you get it not to mention you know how to manipulate anyone to get what you want. In the work world you are known as the ass the stole the long awaited promotion lol.  On a positive note, you are a good friend and you can virtually make friends with anyone because of your demanding persona. People love to be around you mainly because of your optimism and humor, but you may sometimes take people for granted. On the other hand, you are WAAAY to arrogant you always take center stage and try to captivate your audience. Though “You” may define arrogance as confidence and pride others however, see it as vanity, conceit and of course arrogance. In terms of relationships you don’t go to them, they all come to you. In other words you love to be chased and refuse to be the chaser due to you dominance and pride. Your best match is an Aries because you both have such fiery signs and it can truly be a work of art but if both of you are fighting in the relationship; it can turn out into a clash of the Titans. Your worst match is a Virgo because of you personality.   In terms of money you are a big spender and you care about your appearance and you expect the same flawlessness from your significant other as well. Fortunately, we aren’t all that shallow; we do care about personality, just not all that much lol. Please note not all Leo’s are shopaholohic’s some of us live on the cheaper side of town. Even if you consider yourself cheap, you may be drawn into temptation and your true Leo will come out.  Sadly Leo’s are the most expensive people on the planet and when you go on a first date, the more exclusive the better. A tip to wooing a Leo is to constantly flatter them, tell them how pretty they are and how they look and they will simply melt and love you forever.

The Fear of Accepting….

Posted in Deep thoughts with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 5, 2010 by kayiancouture

Everyone is afraid to admit they are insecure about something about their anatomy. Everyone is afraid to stand out, instead they decide to blend in….Everyone decides to be bland canvasses than a work of work…It’s these imperfections that truly makes us a work of art. Earlier today I had a heart to heart talk with a friend of mine about insecurities and to listen him rabble about he can’t find anyone to love him is just rubbish to me. Honestly love doesn’t cure insecurities, acceptance does. You first have to accept your flaws before you accept someone else’s flaws. He asked me “what’s the easiest way and what’s the hardest way to accept insecurity.” I responded, “Befriend a Taurus would be the easiest”   and “love yourself would be the hardest” He looked at me like I was crazy…”befriend a Taurus why should I???”  Well according to the zodiac, Taurus’ are known to be great judges of character and can see right through weakness. Normally they would tell you about your vulnerabilities if they like you but if they do not like you, stand clear because when they come, they come hard so beware… Then he asked me why would loving myself be the hardest thing to do?? I told him not alot of people can successfully do it and if they can achieve this victory the real challenge is not to be depressed about it. Loving yourself depends on your character and willingness to accept.  That is truly a work of art…

He responded, “That’s deep…but I want someone to love me sexually and mentally what should I do” I answered with confidence, “Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” meaning sex doesn’t have to be physical, it’s honestly not art the true art is witnessing it in a theatrical point of view or in a book not a sex book but a true literature novel” I told him these feelings you crave are just desires or fantasies of love and “Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.” That is a work of art….

Then he asked me have I ever gone through insecurities???

Honestly I have ALOT there have been times I refuse to look at myself in the mirror and there are times I go through to a great depression and there are those times where emotion consumes and cast judgment upon me than my own awareness.  He was shocked that I admitted something so personal but honestly it’s who I am imperfect we all are which leads me to the quote I truly live by day by day….”I AM MY OWN WORK OF ART” it signifies that even the slightest imperfections we humans may have whether it be physical or not is what truly makes us unique…. it what makes us stand out….it’s what makes us a true WORK OF ART…



Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by kayiancouture

According to mediatakeout.com St.Louis rapper J-kwon has been pronounced missing for a little over a month now… In case you lived under a rock lately, he is known for his smash club hit Everybody In The Club Get Tipsy and Hood Hop which didn’t do so good. In the music game, I believe its been about ten years since we heard form him but he wasn’t all that great. However he was often compared to New-York Rapper Cassidy so that’s something to keep in mind. According to J-kwon label, he has completely dropped from the face of the earth…Now it’s time to worry fans (if he still has some that is). Here is J-Kwon’s record label statement…

J-Kwon is a big part of the Gracie family, and we are obviously increasingly worried and want to make sure he is ok. We’ve already received thousands of emails from fans and supporters who are worried about J-Kwon, and we want everyone to know how much we appreciate the love and support.

If anyone has seen J-Kwon or has access to him, please let him know we are worried about him, and to please let us know everything is ok.

When it rains it pours, Mediatakeout.com just revealed that  J-Kwon may have gotten into the WRONG BUSINESS . . . and may have gotten CAUGHT UP!!! so you know what that means…..someone probably “Hood-Hop’ed” all over his behind lol but did someone really snatch J-kwon or is this all a stunt???  WHO KNOWS…..

I Know It’s a Recession, but DAMN!!!!

Posted in media, Uncategorized, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by kayiancouture

Based on the new activities on the recession day by day it seems nearly impossible for anyone to have nice things or even enjoy romantic activities/events like a wedding anymore, however a local newlywed couple made it possible for under $50.00 thats right $50.00

Now your probably asking yourself what event did they plan for a budget under $50.00??? well it was their wedding. As the title says, “I know we are in  recession, but damn” but it’s not all bad they seem to love each other  despite the lack of “diva-ness”  they made it possible by moving around household furniture and increasing space to create the wedding chapel and rose petals on the carpet. Talk about something used lol!!! Instead of a nice spread of appetizers and delicious wine and such, they had Dixie cups and buy one get one free on chips and finger foods such as crackers and various Kraft cheeses. It brings a new definition to the term GHETTO!!!! however the two most expensive things and i use that term lightly came from their wedding cake probably bought from Publix and the wedding dress probably from faith 21.  Honestly WHATTHEHELLZ!!!!????? but the guy didn’t look so bad either. It looks as if he was wearing a suit probably form after hours or it could be just a regular red button up layered with a signature blazer and dark jeans or dress pants. Even though it must have been special for them, it was absolutely humiliating for all who took part in the wedding. Best of luck……WHATTHEHELLZ