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WHATTHEHELLZ LADY GAGA!!!!???

Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on March 17, 2010 by kayiancouture

Today marks the sixth day since the Avant Garde Lady Gaga and Sasha Fierce Beyonce  premiered their latest smash hit telephone. Prior to the video being exposed to the public, there were rumors swarming that Gaga was a hermaphrodite and before that they said she was a devil worshiping star due to Gaga’s Bad Romance video. Now there are new rumors taking flight that suggests that Beyonce is a Lesbian.

Opinion: First off, all the Beyonce stands can tell you she is not a Lesbian. Sadly she is dating Rap Mogul Jay-Z, but it doesn’t mean that she is gay. I always had a feeling that the media would try some stupid stunt like this especially the time where they both partnered on Beyonce’s “Video Phone”. It seems like no one of the same-sex cannot collaborate on a video without the media questioning their sexuality. Alot of celebrities have collaborated to create smash hits. For example, R-Kelly and Jay-Z, Cassius and Ghostface Killah and Beyonce and Missy Elliott but does that mean they are homosexual???? no the HELLZ it doesn’t… Come on music industry and Lady Gaga stands WHATTHEHELLZ???!!!!

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BON VOYAGE LIL WAYNE…..

Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by kayiancouture

So Lil Wayne was sentenced yesterday to a year in jail for having a loaded gun on his tour bus. The Grammy-winning rapper bowed to supporters as he was led out of a courtroom in handcuffs to start his sentence. Arrested in July 2007, he pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He admitted he had the loaded .40-caliber semiautomatic gun on his bus. Gurl let me tell you, when his lawyer was with him and he heard his sentence, he look scared as HELLZ but look on the bright side Lil Wayne, D’Angelo can be your cell mate….Lil Wayne prepare to be bottomed by hard convicts hahahahaha….

This isn’t the true WHATTHEHELLZ, what’s really WHATTHEHELLZ is this stranger bitch groupie is rocking pretty much the same amount of tattoos as him. Honestly they look like sharpie marker drawings but you decide…

Opinion: Honestly Lil Wayne needs to be in jail surrounded by his “many” adoring convict fans because he committed a crime. Whether your rich and famous or piss poor, you need to pay the price. As for this stranger crazy groupie she needs to get “BOOM BOOM POWED” one good time because just looking at her is a nightmare. Celebrities today are going to jail for things they know damn well they cannot get away with, but they continue to do. I think it’s a cry for attention but I guarantee you one thing….there will be a lot of Lil Wayne stands at the prison until he gets out….OOOOOOO but you know what would be really funny??? if Lil Wayne came out of jail a little “sweeter”  mmmmmm “How you dew-in” Lil Wayne

WHATTHEHELLZ D’ANGELO

Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by kayiancouture

Grammy Winner and R&B singer D’angelo did a huge no no…Last week on the Wendy Williams Show, she reported that he was arrested in the Village for allegedly offering $40.00 for oral sex…..translation, he wanted his peen-tis sucked OMG.!!!!!!!! here is the gotcha, the prostitute he offered the money to was an undercover cop!!! O NO!!!!! I guess he is not getting no more “Brown Sugar.” It was said he stashed $1200.00 dollars in his diva status range rover but let me get this straight,  you offered 40.00 for the undercover cop hoe and you had $1200.00 that night???? she aint gonna put out with $40.00, maybe $60.00 LMAO. As a result, he was sent to the clink and his biggest challenge now is trying not to get raped by inmates, but he will be fine because according to People, “He lost all his Deliciousness” so D’Angelo you’re in good shape by not getting raped. D’angelo after you get out and for some reason you do get raped in jail,  the media is going to ask you one question… “How Does It Feel”

Here is a serious WHATTHEHELLZ moment doesn’t his mug shot look exactly like Old Dirty Bastard?? ??? what do you think???

WHATTHEHELLZ RUSSIANS??!!!!

Posted in media, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , on March 8, 2010 by kayiancouture

I knot this is late tea but I was busy applying for jobs….Shout Eooowts to my new employeer but I wont say who it is yet, but moving on.

So last week a Russian women did the unthinkable!!! after she learned form her boyfriend at the time that he intends on leaving her for another woman she tied several firecrackers to his peen-tis and exploded it. WOW!!!! WHATTHEHELLZ???!!!! Right off the bat I can tell she is a Scorpio because the only successfull way to end a relationship with a Scorpio is to die. They believe in eternal love and if you love something set it free…if it comes back then it was meant to be but if it doesn’t, track it down and kill it dead, and thats exactly what she did…According to the Russian news website Life.ru, the 33 year old victim, named Alik D, had lived with the woman whose name is Kira V. for about two years. But when Kira started suggesting that they should marry, Alik refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son. So Alik has some mixed signs an Aires based on the desire of freedom, Capricorn for sexual options and an Aquarius for re-marrying his ex. I guess thats what drove homegirl into a jealous rage lol…But Alik made one NEAR FATAL mistake. Instead of packing up his stuff and just leaving, he agreed to have Kira make him a farewell dinner. First of all, you dumb as hell for even suggesting that…you break up with homegirl and you agree for her to feed you???!!! o no mam lol, but all during the large meal, Kira continued to feed dude liquor and after some heavy drinking, Alik fell asleep. Kira then reportedly tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. OUCH!!!!!! Alik’s dumbass was rushed into intensive care where doctors are fighting for his life….DUMBASS!!! As for psycho lover….she faces 12 years in prsion…WAS IT WORTH IT….I mean if you gonna go to jail, hell at least finish the job..

WHERETHEHELLZ IS J-KWON???

Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by kayiancouture

According to mediatakeout.com St.Louis rapper J-kwon has been pronounced missing for a little over a month now… In case you lived under a rock lately, he is known for his smash club hit Everybody In The Club Get Tipsy and Hood Hop which didn’t do so good. In the music game, I believe its been about ten years since we heard form him but he wasn’t all that great. However he was often compared to New-York Rapper Cassidy so that’s something to keep in mind. According to J-kwon label, he has completely dropped from the face of the earth…Now it’s time to worry fans (if he still has some that is). Here is J-Kwon’s record label statement…

J-Kwon is a big part of the Gracie family, and we are obviously increasingly worried and want to make sure he is ok. We’ve already received thousands of emails from fans and supporters who are worried about J-Kwon, and we want everyone to know how much we appreciate the love and support.

If anyone has seen J-Kwon or has access to him, please let him know we are worried about him, and to please let us know everything is ok.

When it rains it pours, Mediatakeout.com just revealed that  J-Kwon may have gotten into the WRONG BUSINESS . . . and may have gotten CAUGHT UP!!! so you know what that means…..someone probably “Hood-Hop’ed” all over his behind lol but did someone really snatch J-kwon or is this all a stunt???  WHO KNOWS…..

I Know It’s a Recession, but DAMN!!!!

Posted in media, Uncategorized, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by kayiancouture

Based on the new activities on the recession day by day it seems nearly impossible for anyone to have nice things or even enjoy romantic activities/events like a wedding anymore, however a local newlywed couple made it possible for under $50.00 thats right $50.00

Now your probably asking yourself what event did they plan for a budget under $50.00??? well it was their wedding. As the title says, “I know we are in  recession, but damn” but it’s not all bad they seem to love each other  despite the lack of “diva-ness”  they made it possible by moving around household furniture and increasing space to create the wedding chapel and rose petals on the carpet. Talk about something used lol!!! Instead of a nice spread of appetizers and delicious wine and such, they had Dixie cups and buy one get one free on chips and finger foods such as crackers and various Kraft cheeses. It brings a new definition to the term GHETTO!!!! however the two most expensive things and i use that term lightly came from their wedding cake probably bought from Publix and the wedding dress probably from faith 21.  Honestly WHATTHEHELLZ!!!!????? but the guy didn’t look so bad either. It looks as if he was wearing a suit probably form after hours or it could be just a regular red button up layered with a signature blazer and dark jeans or dress pants. Even though it must have been special for them, it was absolutely humiliating for all who took part in the wedding. Best of luck……WHATTHEHELLZ

Morris Chestnut Broke???!!!!!!

Posted in media with tags , , on March 2, 2010 by kayiancouture

Ugh Say it isn’t so Morris!!!!!  Yep that’s right Actor Morris Chestnut is in some serious boo-boo with the IRS. Before I even get to the “TEA” I wanna say…..”YOU DON’T FUCK WITH THE IRS”. Any who according to Detroit News, Morris owes approximately $215,817 to the feds in taxes but that’s not all they had to place LIEN (specific type of security interest, being a passive right to retain (but not sell) property until the debt or other obligation is discharged) on the fabulous home he and his wife own.

Here’s the Bad News….If the feds don’t get their money fast as lightning, they have no choice but to foreclose which will leave Morris, his wife and children on the street. O Noooooo!!!!!

Opinion: First off this is the economic recession at its best. It seems not even the rich and famous can avoid this problem that us middle class have to endure day by day. Honestly when I saw this article I got to thinking, Morris Chestnut hasn’t done a movie in like 6 years…come on Morris your yesterdays news just like the “pants on the ground dude” your only choice is to beg any director and producer to give you a job so you can pay this off or else your gonna be like JOJO and “Leave.. Get Out” and for the love of god don’t even think about launching a clothing line or worse a music career… EWWWWWW. So yea,  that’s the harsh reality of things I mean, he a good actor and the ladies love em however looks cannot bail you out with the feds and that’s the person you wanna owe money to. Seriously Morris WHATTHEHELLZ

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