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BON VOYAGE LIL WAYNE…..

Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by kayiancouture

So Lil Wayne was sentenced yesterday to a year in jail for having a loaded gun on his tour bus. The Grammy-winning rapper bowed to supporters as he was led out of a courtroom in handcuffs to start his sentence. Arrested in July 2007, he pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He admitted he had the loaded .40-caliber semiautomatic gun on his bus. Gurl let me tell you, when his lawyer was with him and he heard his sentence, he look scared as HELLZ but look on the bright side Lil Wayne, D’Angelo can be your cell mate….Lil Wayne prepare to be bottomed by hard convicts hahahahaha….

This isn’t the true WHATTHEHELLZ, what’s really WHATTHEHELLZ is this stranger bitch groupie is rocking pretty much the same amount of tattoos as him. Honestly they look like sharpie marker drawings but you decide…

Opinion: Honestly Lil Wayne needs to be in jail surrounded by his “many” adoring convict fans because he committed a crime. Whether your rich and famous or piss poor, you need to pay the price. As for this stranger crazy groupie she needs to get “BOOM BOOM POWED” one good time because just looking at her is a nightmare. Celebrities today are going to jail for things they know damn well they cannot get away with, but they continue to do. I think it’s a cry for attention but I guarantee you one thing….there will be a lot of Lil Wayne stands at the prison until he gets out….OOOOOOO but you know what would be really funny??? if Lil Wayne came out of jail a little “sweeter”  mmmmmm “How you dew-in” Lil Wayne

WHERETHEHELLZ IS J-KWON???

Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by kayiancouture

According to mediatakeout.com St.Louis rapper J-kwon has been pronounced missing for a little over a month now… In case you lived under a rock lately, he is known for his smash club hit Everybody In The Club Get Tipsy and Hood Hop which didn’t do so good. In the music game, I believe its been about ten years since we heard form him but he wasn’t all that great. However he was often compared to New-York Rapper Cassidy so that’s something to keep in mind. According to J-kwon label, he has completely dropped from the face of the earth…Now it’s time to worry fans (if he still has some that is). Here is J-Kwon’s record label statement…

J-Kwon is a big part of the Gracie family, and we are obviously increasingly worried and want to make sure he is ok. We’ve already received thousands of emails from fans and supporters who are worried about J-Kwon, and we want everyone to know how much we appreciate the love and support.

If anyone has seen J-Kwon or has access to him, please let him know we are worried about him, and to please let us know everything is ok.

When it rains it pours, Mediatakeout.com just revealed that  J-Kwon may have gotten into the WRONG BUSINESS . . . and may have gotten CAUGHT UP!!! so you know what that means…..someone probably “Hood-Hop’ed” all over his behind lol but did someone really snatch J-kwon or is this all a stunt???  WHO KNOWS…..

WHATTHEHELLZ NICKI MINAJ???!!!!!

Posted in media, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , on March 3, 2010 by kayiancouture

Rapper Nicki Minaj was spotted wearing rather whore-ish ripped leggings and you can virtually see every nook-and-cranny. Now I know all her male fans who are obsessed with this woman are having a field day right clicking and saving this picture to their possible Nicki Minaj collection but me on the other hand, I look at it with disgust. For those of you who lived under a rock lately Nicki Minaj started off as an underground rapper from Jamaica Queens, New York. She is known for her rather outrageous and superficial lyrics in all her mix tapes. Now you’re probably wondering how she was found, Well she was found believe it or not on myspace by a Dirty Money CEO Fendi who signed her to his Dirty Money Label.  After appearing on The Carter Edition of Young Money’s The Come Up DVD series, Minaj was contacted by Lil Wayne. Honestly she wasn’t known for her music at all but I believe it was her Whore-ish clothing she wore. She did know how to push the envelope but not dry hump it lol!!! When she released her mixtape Playtime Is Over she posed as a Barbie Doll on the cover sounds familiar??? It should because Lil Kim did something similiar in her previous album. Could Minaj be the next watered down version Lil Kim or can she make a name for herself??? You decide but I already made my decision.

They say “A Picture Is worth a Thousand Words” and they also say “I am my own work of art”, but these pictures say one word and one word only……Sleezy!!!!

I mean I always had a feeling she was rather whore-ish but she just confirmed it with these pictures

You be the Judge

Whatthehellz Nicki  Minaj!!!!!!

Run Juvenile Run the Police Coming!!!!!!!

Posted in media with tags , , , , , , , on March 2, 2010 by kayiancouture

Yep thats right rapper Juvenile is getting locked up for smoking weed in his friends house. OMG seriously Juvenile WHATTHEHELLZ but I think a scooby-doo reference is in order “He would’ve gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for you medaling neighbors.”  Your probably asking yourself what did I mean by that quote??? well one of his friends neighbors snitched and called the “po-po”  and told them they smelled the “kush” coming from outside the house. ooooo nooo!!!!! so the police obtained and warrant and guess what happened….??? BUSTED!!!! Juve was arrested and booked on misdemeanor charges of possession of marijuana and released from the parish jail.

At first I had to think to myself who was Juvenile again???? then it hit me he was the dude that made the “club banger” “back that a** up”  which is like what twelve years old and hasn’t made a record since come on Juve lol….but i guess if your music sucks why not make some type of attention by getting arrested wooooo!!!! I mean all the Celebrities are doing it now-a-days the only difference is, Juve is a nobody..

*CHECK OUT HIS LOVELY HIGH FASHION PHOTO SHOOT YOU BETTER WERK JUVE LOLZ!!!!!!*

STRIKE A POSE JUVE!!!!!!!