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Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by kayiancouture

So Lil Wayne was sentenced yesterday to a year in jail for having a loaded gun on his tour bus. The Grammy-winning rapper bowed to supporters as he was led out of a courtroom in handcuffs to start his sentence. Arrested in July 2007, he pleaded guilty in October to attempted criminal possession of a weapon. He admitted he had the loaded .40-caliber semiautomatic gun on his bus. Gurl let me tell you, when his lawyer was with him and he heard his sentence, he look scared as HELLZ but look on the bright side Lil Wayne, D’Angelo can be your cell mate….Lil Wayne prepare to be bottomed by hard convicts hahahahaha….

This isn’t the true WHATTHEHELLZ, what’s really WHATTHEHELLZ is this stranger bitch groupie is rocking pretty much the same amount of tattoos as him. Honestly they look like sharpie marker drawings but you decide…

Opinion: Honestly Lil Wayne needs to be in jail surrounded by his “many” adoring convict fans because he committed a crime. Whether your rich and famous or piss poor, you need to pay the price. As for this stranger crazy groupie she needs to get “BOOM BOOM POWED” one good time because just looking at her is a nightmare. Celebrities today are going to jail for things they know damn well they cannot get away with, but they continue to do. I think it’s a cry for attention but I guarantee you one thing….there will be a lot of Lil Wayne stands at the prison until he gets out….OOOOOOO but you know what would be really funny??? if Lil Wayne came out of jail a little “sweeter”  mmmmmm “How you dew-in” Lil Wayne


Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby Dating…Good or Bad???

Posted in Deep thoughts, love, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , on March 8, 2010 by kayiancouture

The question of day is do you think Sugar Daddy and Sugar Baby dating is a good or bad thing??? Honestly I think it’s more bad than good because the person that is spoiling you may be too attached to you or vice versa so what people do to avoid that complication is to address that I am not here for a relationship, but I am here to have fun and to be spoiled rotten. The Sugar Daddy will practically do whatever you want in exchange for…obviously sex but it’s your responsibility as the Sugar Baby to fulfill those needs. Needless to say that the Sugar Daddy may be in a “Committed” relationship so expect to work around his schedule and never mention the lover under no circumstance because the Sugar Daddy is giving you his undivided attention and if he wanted to hear about his lover, he’d go home to them and not be bothered with you. I think it’s bad because us as humans, we want to be loved and have all types of attention thrown at us but we have to realize that it’s all just a game that you just happen to be in. Honestly this fad is growing so rapid that some people are even calling it a lifestyle which honestly, it’s not!!!

Obviously having a Sugar Daddy is good because the Sugar Baby gets that financial security they crave but like I said a Sugar Daddy’s generosity comes with a price you may have to “stroke his ego” just to get what you want. Personally I never had a Sugar Mama and I don’t plan on it either but I know people who have practiced this lifestyle and they all say “You what you must to please your meal ticket” ok if that’s the case why the HELLZ would you not get a job. I mean really if you’re so determined to please your Sugar Daddy, than you should be as equally determined towards being employed but I digress.

When it comes to Sugar dating, I have learned through friends that some people aren’t who they seem to portray themselves as so here are a few tests….

1)      It is imperative to ask your Sugar Daddy for some type of help early on in the relationship and also take note of how he treats you during the first few dates. Sugar Daddy never say nor hesitate to respond.

I know it’s a little embarrassing to ask for financial help but hey you chose it.

2)      When you’re surfing the countless Sugar Daddy profiles, use some caution as there are some that have no intention of pampering or shelling out any cash on you. Period!

Some of them out there just want some sexy man of woman depending on their orientation to just have sex with and go.

3)      Always keep in mind that a true Sugar Daddy / Sugar Baby relationship is all about mutual spoiling.

Honestly people following this lifestyle should be a shame of themselves for even considering some guy just to spoil you rotten and for what??? SEX!!! Technically that’s prostitution which is a crime and you could do some time for that. I think all this determination people have into finding one of these “Meal Tickets” can be used to do something constructive in seeking employment, a hobby or actually finding a genuine relationship.

Kayian Couture


Posted in media, music, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by kayiancouture

According to St.Louis rapper J-kwon has been pronounced missing for a little over a month now… In case you lived under a rock lately, he is known for his smash club hit Everybody In The Club Get Tipsy and Hood Hop which didn’t do so good. In the music game, I believe its been about ten years since we heard form him but he wasn’t all that great. However he was often compared to New-York Rapper Cassidy so that’s something to keep in mind. According to J-kwon label, he has completely dropped from the face of the earth…Now it’s time to worry fans (if he still has some that is). Here is J-Kwon’s record label statement…

J-Kwon is a big part of the Gracie family, and we are obviously increasingly worried and want to make sure he is ok. We’ve already received thousands of emails from fans and supporters who are worried about J-Kwon, and we want everyone to know how much we appreciate the love and support.

If anyone has seen J-Kwon or has access to him, please let him know we are worried about him, and to please let us know everything is ok.

When it rains it pours, just revealed that  J-Kwon may have gotten into the WRONG BUSINESS . . . and may have gotten CAUGHT UP!!! so you know what that means…..someone probably “Hood-Hop’ed” all over his behind lol but did someone really snatch J-kwon or is this all a stunt???  WHO KNOWS…..

I Know It’s a Recession, but DAMN!!!!

Posted in media, Uncategorized, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , on March 4, 2010 by kayiancouture

Based on the new activities on the recession day by day it seems nearly impossible for anyone to have nice things or even enjoy romantic activities/events like a wedding anymore, however a local newlywed couple made it possible for under $50.00 thats right $50.00

Now your probably asking yourself what event did they plan for a budget under $50.00??? well it was their wedding. As the title says, “I know we are in  recession, but damn” but it’s not all bad they seem to love each other  despite the lack of “diva-ness”  they made it possible by moving around household furniture and increasing space to create the wedding chapel and rose petals on the carpet. Talk about something used lol!!! Instead of a nice spread of appetizers and delicious wine and such, they had Dixie cups and buy one get one free on chips and finger foods such as crackers and various Kraft cheeses. It brings a new definition to the term GHETTO!!!! however the two most expensive things and i use that term lightly came from their wedding cake probably bought from Publix and the wedding dress probably from faith 21.  Honestly WHATTHEHELLZ!!!!????? but the guy didn’t look so bad either. It looks as if he was wearing a suit probably form after hours or it could be just a regular red button up layered with a signature blazer and dark jeans or dress pants. Even though it must have been special for them, it was absolutely humiliating for all who took part in the wedding. Best of luck……WHATTHEHELLZ

“AAA” Aeropostalle vs. Abercrombie and Fitch vs. American Eagle

Posted in Businesses, fashion, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 3, 2010 by kayiancouture

As you may or may not know alot of your favorite stores might be changing their image or target ages based on the latest trends. With that being said, I chose to review the three most common “college look” stores, Aeropostalle, Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle.

First let’s start off with Aeropostalle: In my opinion, I believe that Aeropostalle would have to be one of the most bargain hunting stores in America because they constantly give the consumer exactly what they want…VARIETY!!! For example, this week’s promotion is 50% off Tops and Jeans would probably be filed under most reasonable price point stores in the beginning of March. They did however have a buy one get one free on graphic tees and I think drove consumers crazy. I mean they were having a field day with that particular promotion and it didn’t stop there either, most consumers who were considered “frequent shoppers” had their $10.00 off when you spend $40.00 or whatever the max amount may be along with their BOGO so it was a steal honestly. However it’s the oldest trick in retail, it just encourages consumers to buy more so consider it inflation (alot of money chasing limited goods and services). One more thing to note is that based on me working there, I seen they make most their money from graphic tees or camisoles.

Abercrombie and Fitch however, has quite a bit of difficulty attracting American consumers without losing their “upscale-ity” and without losing their “classic cool” image. Throughout the years, Abercrombie constantly changes its appearance based on today’s trend. A good example of this would be in 2007-2008 Abercrombie was widely known for their outrageous graphic tees and rather reasonable accessories but when the American consumer realized we were in a recession, Abercrombie I guess decided to increase their price point on everything. In other words Delfation (limited money chasing higher priced goods and services.) Honestly it was a dumb move and they realized it because their sales sharpely fell during their recession and they had the nerve to expand their company to give birth to Ruehl and Gilly Hicks WHATTHEHELLZ. Despite that Abercrombie isn’t all bad, they finally came to their senses and realized that “hey we aren’t making as much as we use to” so Abercrombie, Hollister and Gilly hicks  which is all ran by Abercrombie decided to have gasp SALES!!!!! I mean they aren’t as good as consumers expect it be but I guess it’s a new idea for Abercrombie. Another thing I noticed is that during the end of 2007-all of 2008, they were going through this Neo-classical phase (conservative) image and now it’s more “chillaxed” maybe they decided to be less GASP “STOOSH”

American Eagle in my opinion use to be one of the big dogs back in the day but they seem to be slipping now because Aeropostalle came and and took over. There really isn’t anything to say about American Eagle besides that they also went through almost the same changes as Abercrombie however, American Eagle did it a little sneakier. American Eagle slowly raised their prices on merchandise rather than the brutal spike that Abercrombie did primarily because American Eagle actually cared about their consumer’s lol



Posted in media, whatthehellz with tags , , , , , , , on March 3, 2010 by kayiancouture

Rapper Nicki Minaj was spotted wearing rather whore-ish ripped leggings and you can virtually see every nook-and-cranny. Now I know all her male fans who are obsessed with this woman are having a field day right clicking and saving this picture to their possible Nicki Minaj collection but me on the other hand, I look at it with disgust. For those of you who lived under a rock lately Nicki Minaj started off as an underground rapper from Jamaica Queens, New York. She is known for her rather outrageous and superficial lyrics in all her mix tapes. Now you’re probably wondering how she was found, Well she was found believe it or not on myspace by a Dirty Money CEO Fendi who signed her to his Dirty Money Label.  After appearing on The Carter Edition of Young Money’s The Come Up DVD series, Minaj was contacted by Lil Wayne. Honestly she wasn’t known for her music at all but I believe it was her Whore-ish clothing she wore. She did know how to push the envelope but not dry hump it lol!!! When she released her mixtape Playtime Is Over she posed as a Barbie Doll on the cover sounds familiar??? It should because Lil Kim did something similiar in her previous album. Could Minaj be the next watered down version Lil Kim or can she make a name for herself??? You decide but I already made my decision.

They say “A Picture Is worth a Thousand Words” and they also say “I am my own work of art”, but these pictures say one word and one word only……Sleezy!!!!

I mean I always had a feeling she was rather whore-ish but she just confirmed it with these pictures

You be the Judge

Whatthehellz Nicki  Minaj!!!!!!

TPS Filing for Haitians

Posted in Businesses with tags , , , , , , on March 2, 2010 by kayiancouture

With unemployment being at an all time high it seems as if its damn near impossible to find a job, but have you ever wondered how difficult it is for undocumented citizens to find work.  I forgot who quoted this saying but they basically said that, “Anyone that is of age to work and is willing to find work should be entitled to a job” Honestly us as Americans complain about our current supervisor or being underemployed or unemployed I wanted to give Undocumented Haitians the same opportunity as documented citizens. There is a Document Preparation and Notary Service located in Davie, Florida and if your case does not require an attorney they maybe able to help you.  Honestly why spend thousands of dollars in legal fees to prepare and file Immigration, Divorce and other important legal documents when Isaacs and Associates can help you out for way less . They offer fast turn-around times, affordable fees and credit card acceptance.  Call them today  and speak with a Professional Consultant about your specific document preparation needs.